On Rosie O’Donnell attacking LILO 4 n0 rea$on!!!!!!
SOOO… t0day Rosie O’Donnell said that Lindsay is “incapable” of playing LIZ TAYLOR cuz of her “personal life” and accu$ed Lindsay 0f n0t having a g00d w0rk ethic! R u kidding me? Lindsay Lohan ha$ the puritanical w0rk ethic that helped America create b3autiful and great things like Wallstreet, Disneyland and the E Network! What the f have u b33n doing with ur time Rosie O’Donnell besides eating twinkies non stop? Yes, real women have curves, but G0D DAMN. Rosie O’Donnell ur a p00r man’s kathy griffin and that d0esnt even $ay much. No wait, ur a p00r man’s Rosseanne Barr and she is like gang violence - not relevant since the 90s. All bad j0kes aside, Rosie, wat the f r u going after LILO for? $he is literally 0n ur team! $he dated a girl and l0ved it and was 0ur generation’s female Harvey Milk! And n0w ur g0nna cum d0wn 0n her 4 n0 reas0n? LINDSAY LOHAN IS SOBER, OK? $he is g0nna be a better Liz Taylor then the actual Liz Taylor cuz she is g0nna be a S0BER LIZ TAYLOR. Rosie, $top taking 0ut ur anger f0r getting fired by Oprah on the beautiful freckled goddess, becuz its one thing 2 get fired off of a failing network, it’s an0ther thing t0 go to hell for speaking badly of a divine being. FUCK YOU ROSIE.
I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO (America really doesnt <3 Rosie) We <3 LILO
ON OMG LILO IS @COACHELLA!!!!
SOOO… finally LIL0 g3tz 2 break fr33 fr0m the $Tresses 0f her day, put 0n a cute fed0ra, sun dress and bl0use and head 0ver 2 COACHELLA 2012. c0achella!!! i kn0w $0 trendy, s0 hip and s0 fresh. MAny ppl might say “0mg LILO is ju$t foll0win the tr3ndz, $he d0esnt like the art and bandz”. UMMM… lindsay l0han has been 2 every Coachella f0r the past five years? dont believe me? I will send you all the photos. i am serious. She is g0nna l00k so cute cumming 0ut drenched in sweat after a fierce dubstep set. omg n0w i regret n0t buying a ticket 0ff line using my bat mitzvah money/acting sch00l fund :-(. In 0ther newz, the $tupid h0e wh0 is after LILO’s paper and is saying that LILO hit her is finding m0re people 2 lie with her and say that lindsay was @the club!!!! :-(. hopefully, actually i know, its all g0nna be 0k cuz the judicial system BOWS DOWN TO THE FRECKLED GODDESS. But it still makes me nerv0us… :-(. SOOO…LINDSay, s0ak up the Cali sun, li$ten 2 sum tumblr fam0us bandz, $mile, eat, c0nsume, love and laugh. cuz COACHELLA is the w00dst0ck 0f 2012. In a time where LILO is being persecuted, sum black kid g0t sh0t 4 drinking Iced tea, all my friendz r instagraming and the ethos of 0ur generation is 2 be lonely and with an attention deficit, ALL U N33D 2 DO IS DANCE.
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Anonymous asked:
You know, I'm pretty sure no one minds your apparent obsession with Lindsay Lohan. That's cool. Just do not compare Michael Lohan to Bin Laden or Hitler. Those men killed countless people and emotionally traumatized others. They both caused wars that continued bloodshed. However, Lindsay and her daddy issues are no comparison. She is hurt and has been hurt by him - we know. They are just in no way similar. Stop trying. Also, stop writing the way you do. You write like you're 12.
S000… i <3 hearing fr0m haterz, cuz it makes me feel b3tter about myself. Michael Lohan is a h0rrible human and $ince u kn0w s0 much b0ut hi$t0ry, use ur r3search skillz 2 l00k up the atr0cities Michael Lohan did. He was a c0ke addict, did in$ider trading and ruined Lindsay’s car33r f0r 3 yearz. Yes, h3 didnt $laughter milli0nz, but he did r0b America 0f the right 2 see the freckled g0ddess 0n the silver screen for 3 yearz. S0 yes, be pr0ud of urself 4 being part 0f a child army 0f $0cial media userz wh0 r all suddenly aware 0f Africa, but al$0 be a$hamed 0f urself 4 criticizing 0ther people’s humanitarian causes, u can b3 part 0f more then one s0cial activist movement becuz u can like m0re then 1 faceb00k page, you know.
On the RETURN OF THE RED-HAIRED GODDESS
SOOOOO… yes! YES! YES! $he is back in her glory, she has fully re-grown her wings and is ready 2 fly in the heavenly sky! She finally has responded to the thousands of letters sent by the ginger community, Lindsay Lohan has r3turned 2 being a red head!!!! :-)Although I think $he looks beautiful no matter what, this triumphant return 2 her 0riginal glory mark$ the comm3ncement of a wh0le new chapter in the saga of LILO. This is h3r telling the w0rld that Emma Stoner (NOT A TYPO) and that Hendricks titty bitch could g0 fuck herself, becuz there is only 1 bomb a$$ red head in town and her name is LINDSAY LOHAN. This is the b3st thing ever!!! LILO looks absolutely stunning, m0re than ever. I w0uld like 2 thank every1 4 their continual supp0rt and $preading of my “make michael lohan famous” movem3nt. THANX! Now that LILO is cumming back hard and str0ng, she serves as the best example of how 2 overcome anything in this “interconnected” world of ours! If Lindsay has fully r3turned 2 her gl0ry and is once more a red haired freckled goddess, WE COULD STOP MICHAEL LOHAN.
I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO. We <3 LILO. Red hair <3 LILO
