On OMG LILO is gonna dine with the p0litical royalty at THE WHITE HOUSE
SOOO.. u might as w3ll start calling Obama’s White House the Freckled House cuz LILO ju$t g0t invited 2 go to the White House Correspondent Dinner! OMG! I KNOW! This meanz $he is OFFICIALLY back. Over the pa$t few m0nths, the freckled goddess has b33n welc0med back by the upper echelon of Hollywood and n0w it’s about time that our nation’s political leaders welcum the freckled goddess back as well! LILO is a cultural institution, an icon, a hero of 0ur times and a w0man that defines a generation. Obama probz wantz LILO there cuz he is w0rred ab0ut getting reelected and kn0ws that he needz the youth or the “lindsay lohan fan vote”. Yummmm… i can ju$t picture Lindsay Lohan now, gracing thr0ugh the royal ballroom enticing sum 0f the w0rld’s m0st powerful men with her magnetic presence, silky fuming hair, symmetrically plumped ch33ks and alluringly plentiful lipz! I can ju$t picture all 0f them swoon and Obama havin 2 hide his b0ner 0n live t.v - boner in the metaphorical sense, of course (?). Haterz r all like “OMG why would they invite a crackhead to such an important dinner? What the hell were they thinking?” SHUT UP, EMMA STONER FANZ. Ju$t becuz Emma Stone or how i like to call her a b0ring alcoholic attention seeking cum craving man stealin twitter follower seeking fire cr0tch c0ke whore with daddy issues, w0uld get rejected fr0m the dinner cuz 0f smelling like a fresh batch 0f under the freeway methy crack, it d0esnt mean u have 2 take 0ut ur anger 0n the freckled goddess. Lindsay, go to Washington D.C and $h0w America’s leaders why America <3 u s0 much! Bring w0rld peace! #freckledfreedom
I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO. Obama <3 LILO. We <3 LILO
“i have $0 many ideas sum times, and idk h0w 2 c0ntr0l this inner energy. it’s like my artistic prowe$$ is like an inner child that is $l0wly becoming a cynical adult, but if i c0uld take wat is in this adult w0rld and make it part 0f my art, then maybz i can $till be an artist” - Alfred Stieglitz
(Source: makeagif.com)
