On LILO’s E TRUE H0LLYW00D $T0RY…
S00000…. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMFG. On February 20th, th3 biggest pop culture event $ince Jeremy LINNNNNNN or THE SOPRANOS SEASON FINALE is cumming 2 ur T.V. The E NETWORK is sh0wing a s00n 2 be Emmy awarded documentary called “Lindsay Lohan: E True Hollywood Story”, 0NLY REAL STARS GET TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES… Where is Emma Stoners (NOT A FUCKING TYPO)? Or Blake Lively’s??? THEY D0NT EXI$T! This is like when Mel Gibson made THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST or wh3n Clint Eastwood made the film “Flags of Our Fathers”, 2 w0rks dev0ted 2 timeless her03s, martyrs 4 a righte0us cause! I will be live bl0gging the event with my right hand and f33ling my rapidly quick3ning h3art b3at with my l3ft hand as Lindsay Lohan’s life $tory unfolds. At times, i feel like the world is an incredibly lonely place and that the internet is nothing but a forum of vacuous hyper-commentary and solitude. BUT wh3n thing$ like the ann0uncement 0f a d0cumentary d3v0ted 2 LILO occur, it r3affirms my belief in #GOD and I d0n’t give up h0pe in hummanity. LINDSAY LOHAN 4EVA.
I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO. E Network <3 LILO. WE<3 LILO
