Poem- Alienation
Every other sentence,
I talk about her.
Every other second
is Lindsay Lohan.
Every other thought
is Lindsay Lohan.
It never stops.
It’s my punishment.
It’s my curse.
It’s Lindsay.
POEM-LINDSAY IS GONE
They saw the inside of my locker.
It’s filled with pictures.
It’s filled with pages with her lyrics.
It’s filled with her movie posters.
They laughed at me.
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
Loser
“Lindsay is gone.”
They throw Chicken McNuggets at me.
“Lindsay is gone”
They rip up all the pictures of her.
“Lindsay is gone.”
They rip up the pages with her lyrics.
“Lindsay is gone.”
They rip up her movie posters.
“Lindsay is gone.”
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
Lindsay.
POEM- DADDY SAID STOP IT
Daddy saw my Safari history.
I forgot to clear my Safari history.
Every link was about Lindsay.
Photo after
photo
after photo
after
photo after
photo
after photo
after
photo after
photo.
Article after
article
after
article after
article.
He kept on scrolling
and scrolling
and
scrolling
and scrolling
and
scrolling
and scrolling.
Daddy said stop it.
POEM- LINDSAY LOHAN IS GOING TO REHAB SOON
Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab soon.
She said it’s a blessing and not a curse.
Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab soon.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a blessing and not a curse.
It’s a curse.
POEM-I WOKE UP
I woke up and thought about Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan also woke up and thought about Lindsay Lohan.
My Prayer 4 LILO At Her LAST Pr0bation Hearing
Lohan,
Oh Lindsay Lohan
You have returned back to court for your very last time.
Lohan,
Oh Lindsay Lohan,
You shall go through the judicial arena, dressed in your very best.
Nobody does it better, you are more beautiful than the rest.
Finally, you have unlocked your personal treasure chest.
And you shall now be free, so free, go fly away!
Like a caged bird, you still sing.
I can hear your vocals and their angelic ring.
But now in the finest hour
I select you to Sapphically pluck my flower.
Everything from your freckles to your red hair, brings me power!
I pray to Allah, Adonai, you name it, that the Judge grants you your liberty
Hear it loud, hear it loud, Maya Angelou would be proud
Like the blacks in the 60s
Lindsay Lohan shall be free
On My Prayer 4 Lindsay 2nite
Lindsay
The world expects you to fail
I know that you shall prevail
You are a goddess of beauty and comedic grace
A manifestation of true perfection in the human race
Tonight you will show everyone how it’s done
Proving your great, while having fun
Lindsay I will be in a pool of sweat, watching you laugh
You will be the most talented person in the SNL staff
Never forget me when you return to throne
Never forget me, oh Lindsay I am so alone
But when a Phoenix repairs her broken wings and learns how to fly
There is no true knowing, where to find her in the heavenly sky
<3 LINDSAY LOHAN.
