On Lindsay Lohan’s $uccesful night in Washington D.C….
SOOO… omg, Lindsay Lohan had the m0$t succesful evening EVER in the history of Washington D.C. This was pr0bz the m0st exciting thing 2 happen 2 that city $ince the inaugeration 0f Barack Hussein Obama :-/. SOOO… $he l00ked fucking marvelous in that black dress that hung like a tunic off of a Greek goddess, her lipz l00ked like Angelina Jolie’s lips, if Angelina Jolie’s lips were the gifts of Gods and n0t plastic surgeons. Her hair was pr0bably the m0st natural thing in the r00m and her aura, well, probably br0ught a bipartisan boner to the entire city!!! :-) $he graced Obama with her presence, but wasnt 2 clingy. Even t00k a ph0t0 with Rick Santorum, thus showing how Lindsay Lohan is a strong ambassador of the LGBT c0mmunity cuz she is trying 2 have a peace treaty with him. And in the bathr00m she gave a 100 dollar bill to an old mexican woman who was cleaning up some t0ilets! H0W CHARITABLE, HOW FUCKING THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERATE OF LINDSAY LOHAN , TO DO SO!!!!! Wh3n Lindsay arrived in the r00m, every1 felt like they just $n0rted a magical powder that made themselves f33l likes kings for twenty minutes and had 2 return 2 Lindsay every 20 minutes 2 regain another bump 0f that glorious aura that she possesses. GOD BLESS AMERICA #freckledfreedom
I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO. Rick Santorum <3 LILO. That poor mexican woman in the bathroom <3 LILO. Washington D.C <3 LILO. We <3 LILO
On Why I am n0t g0nna be p0sting so much 4 the next few dayz…
i am @ a party 4 three dayzz so i put sum $hit 0n que…. and hoped 4 da be$t…. i am partying like LILO circa 2006, so letz hope my nostrilz cum back in tact so i can $till be beautiful like the freckled goddess. I am partying 4 #freckledfreedom. NVR FORGET
”gotta go snort shit”-lindsay lohan of 2006
On Lindsay Lohan “being involved in a nightclub altercation” (LIEZ)
SOOO… uchh.. an0ther day, an0ther drama. When will LILO catch a break? Sum $tupid h0e made up sum lie that Lindsay was in a “nightclub altercation” over sum dude… LIEZ. Steve Honig, Lindsay m0uth piece 0f justice even deni3d th3se claims! Y d0es every1 want 2 c LILO fail? This $tupid c0ke hoe (probz Emma Stoner’s BFF/ nostril powder buddies) is CLAIMING that our freckled protagonist g0t in a fight with h3r over sum dude. R U SERIOUS?!?!?!? Lindsay, d0esnt fight 0ver dudes, DUDES FIGHT OVER LILO. If ur g0nna make up a st0ry about Lindsay Lohan, at least make it A BELIEVABLE ONE. Like, “Lindsay was s0 beautiful that $he blinded me, s0 n0w i want money. I W0ULD BELIEVE THAT SHIT. But fighting 0ver a dude? Listen crack skank, take the crack crystals 0ff the table, whip out a drawing b0ard and think 0f sumthing b3tter, cuz THE FRECKLED GODDESS IS G0NNA RIP U 2 $HREADZ. And 4 all th0ze haterz wh0 think thi$ is Lindsay fallin bak d0wn her 0ld wayz, THINK AGAIN. My gurl Lindsay is g0nna be on GLEE. My gurl Lindsay is g0nna be LIZ TAYLOR. The cumback d0esnt stop!!!! #freckledfreedom
I <3 LILO. America <3 LILO. We <3 LILO
YO QUIERO LINDSAY LOHAN.
Consume Taco Bell. Consume Lindsay Lohan. Consume Taco Bell. Consume Lindsay Lohan. CON$UME. #freckledfreedom
(Source: makeagif.com)
